> Browser: Encounter WebGL error.

Your browser attempts to load the snazzy-looking 3D animation depicted above, but fails utterly. A cryptic error message appears in its place:

<canvas> tag unsupported
Looks like you're using a very old browser that doesn't support the <canvas> tag. This tag is required for HTML5 animations. Get a newer browser!

Your first instinct is to ask for help, but you quickly realize you have a couple of other options. You relax and sip some jutting-out and impudent apple juice before you decide what to do.